Boko Haram: Everywhere You Go!!!!

Boko Haram: Everywhere You Go!!!!

I called MTN Customer Service earlier in the day and the following exchanges with both the auto-repsonder and the staff elicited this absurd question:

How would Boko Haram Customer Service Department have handled a call to its' department?

May be something like this:

Graaaaaaannnnnnnn, the phone rings.

Boko Haram Customer Service:
Welcome to Boko Haram. Your call is important to us and may be recorded for quality service improvement.

For suicide bombing, press 1.

To plant a bomb in your area, press 2.

If you have any information where to plant bomb in Nigeria, press 3.

If you can manufcature bomb, press 4.

If you want to enlist, press 5.

To speak with a Boko Haram agent, press 0.

If you have information about people talking and planning to hunt us down, PLEASE HOLD while your call is being forwarded to BOKO HARAM National Headquarters.

(Would the organization also have a signature-line?)

Boko Haram: Everywhere You Go!!!!
              OR
Boko Haram, Rule Your World!!!!!!!!!


It is a joke, dont laugh at it!

OBA, 20/10/2011